Sherlock Holmes T-shirt!

⚽ The Gear That Gets You

Made from 100% ring-spun Gildan Softstyle® cotton, because whether you’re braving a freezing away day or watching the match from the pub, you might as well feel blissful doing it. This lightweight 4.5 oz tee gives you that sharp, modern unisex fit with zero side seams - built to give you total freedom of movement (or top-tier comfort on the sofa).

Engineered with reinforced twill shoulders and a ribbed-knit collar that refuses to curl - perfect for holding its shape even when your team misses a 90th-minute penalty and you end up pulling your shirt over your face in despair. It also features a tear-away label, so you can give itchy neck-scratching a straight red card.

Made with ethically grown cotton and OEKO-TEX® certified, ensuring a sustainable, top-flight production you can back with pride. Fits true to size and pairs perfectly with everything from matchday gear to a casual pub outfit.

Note: Due to natural fabric properties, the White variant leans towards a proper classic off-white rather than a blinding paper white.

Good Things Take Time (But We’re Not Slacking Off)

Free delivery when you order 2+ t-shirts, because we respect anyone committed to the cause.

• Average Production Time: 1–2 working days. (Every order is printed fresh - no dusty, warehouse-bottom stock here).
• Delivery Time: 4–5 working days once dispatched. Royal Mail takes the wheel from there, bringing it straight to your doorstep.

Track it obsessively every 10 minutes or forget you even ordered it until it arrives - we fully support both approaches.

Returns: The "No-Fuss" Policy

Look, we want you to wear your gear with pride, not hide it in the back of the wardrobe. If something arrives damaged, misprinted, or just plain wrong, we’ll sort it out. No drama, no hassle.

Here’s the deal:

• Damaged or Defective? Full refund or free replacement, no questions asked.
• 30-Day Window: You’ve got 30 days from purchase to drop us a line.
• Get In Touch: Email us at support@footybantz.com - you’ll reach actual humans, not an automated bot trying to waste your time.

We’re not some faceless corporation. If something isn't right, just reach out and we'll fix it. We're all just here to enjoy the football and have a laugh.

Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it fair and reasonable.

Cold Wash Only: Keep it under 30°C. Hot water is strictly reserved for those filthy socks after a Sunday League kickabout.

Inside Out, Always: Turn it inside out before it hits the drum — protect that graphic like it’s a 1-0 lead in stoppage time.

Keep It Mild: Use a standard, gentle detergent. Leave the heavy-duty bleach out of it - you're washing a top-tier tee, not stripping paint off the dugout.

First Wash Separation: The first wash might bleed a tiny bit, so keep it away from your pristine white gear.

No Fabric Conditioners: Skip the softeners - they mess with the print and ruin the vibe.

Low Heat or Line Dry: Hang it out to dry to prevent shrinking (plus, air drying gives you more time to watch match highlights). If you must use a tumble dryer, keep it on low heat and take it out promptly.

Mind the Iron: Never iron directly over the graphic print unless you want it melted into history. Iron it inside out or use a pressing cloth.